msjewbooty:

im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants

(via keepingupwithlorddisick)

stuartsometimes:

I’m not a morning person

I’m not even an afternoon person

I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm

(via fap-anese)